Muse "Resistance" vs South Park "La Resistance" #GreatSongDebates

A silly yet meaningful post for a coughy morning... It's of course comical, but South Park seems gutsier than Muse....
Muse's Defensive "Resistance"
(often prefixed with an ad):

...Love is our resistance / They'll keep us apart and they won't to stop breaking us down
Hold me / Our lips must always be sealed

The night has reached its end / We can't pretend
We must run / We must run / It's time to run
Take us away from here / Protect us from further harm

South Park's Offensive "La Resistance"

...They may cut your dick in half / And serve it to a pig 
And though it hurts, you'll laugh / And dance a dickless jig 
But that's the way it goes / In war you're shat upon 
Though we die ... La Resistance lives on!

similarly...
The Mole's Reprise

...Now the lights, she fade / And darkness settles in
But I will find strength... I will find pride within... Because although I die...
Our freedom will be won... Though I die, La Resistance lives on

PS: I remain convinced that audio of Muse's "Uprising" with visuals of the Egyptian uprising(s) would still be worth some enterprising talented person's time, pulling together as a great vid