The Week in Review Pseudo-Haikus on Kerry, Borat -- and Haikus

He says he calls him dumb

but claims he tricked him to war
If so, who's dumb?


Bush repents?
some finally ask as stunt
No, Kerry for wrong reason


We can pretend
we have global dialogue
More like global blackface


But it's funny
says my friend
Maybe that's the problem with us


Haiku says much with little
There are few real thoughts
and too many words


Really it's more than
just seventeen syllables
I will try to learn

[originally published at husseini.org on Nov. 4, 2006]